Arsenic poisoning is too good for that hateful cretin Shanley.   I’d love to drown him but getting him near enough water would be tricky, so that’s out. Murderous, murderous of me. – I am singing like Marvin Gaye. Despite the elevator issue, pushing him down the stairs is the best and most effective […]

Colossal Confrontation This was the last thing that I needed to be greeted by this morning…… Before I begin, I would like to issue this disclaimer: The current social and economic climate makes me tremendously grateful for everyone and everything in my life.   I work at a museum, primarily in development. But am also […]

Sunday is Mother’s Day. Please do not assume that because I am of a certain age and I have a vagina, means that I am a mother. I am many things and being a mother is not one of them. I don’t know about you….. Have you ever noticed that when you are out in […]

I wrote this post about 400 years ago. Seriously. It’s been too long. Anyway it’s part of a story. If you like it, I’ll post the rest of it. The reason I’m doing this is for one of my dear friends. She’ll know it when she sees it. Kind of  like pornography. ———————————————————————————————————————————- Before I […]